Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
i thought of you, while in the shower
and i thought of how nice it’d be
to have your things among my things
along the bathtub’s edge
and i imagined myself running out of soap
and using yours
and wearing you to work, and the grocery store
and i imagined that night, laying down beside you
and smelling your neck
and finding out where all my soap had gone
The Phoenix is my favorite song from Fall Out Boy’s new album. I play it almost everyday and I’m not the least bit sorry.
I like how my blog goes from cute stuff like kittens and crafting tips to creepy things like Elizabeth Short’s bisected body and then it circles to a chance to interact with people by asking them to inbox me and then it swings back to post like “fuck you and you and you” and i’ll shave my legs when i kill this last horde of zombies.
Welcome to my mind ladies and gentlemen, we will be having pizza shortly.